Absolute Hilarious Bollocks!

Was watching Black Adder today. And came across a scene where the Black Adder gets kidnapped. And the kidnapper's Spanish so Black Adder had to play charades with him to guess what threats he was making. Hilarious seeing that at the end of it, both were more into the charades rather than the actual kidnapping.


Black Adder : So you want to remove...?
Kidnapper : *waves arms about lower region of body* Testiculos!
Black Adder : Oh those...erm..thingies.
Kidnapper : *nods enthusiastically*
Black Adder : So you want to remove my testicles?
Kidnapper : *makes cutting motion*
Black Adder : With some blunt gardening tool we have yet to guess it's type yet?
Kidnapper : *nods fervently*
Black Adder : Ahh...and this is if I say "I love Satan and all his minions,"
Kidnapper : *rolls over and does a somersault*
Black Adder : Oh, if I say "I'm head over heels in love with Satan and all his minions,"?
Kidnapper : *nods and does more motions*
Black Adder : So if I don't say I'm head over heels in love with Satan and all his minions you'll dip my head in marmalade?
Kidnapper : *exclaims in Spanish*
Black Adder : AND cut off my testicles with a blunt instrument?
Kidnapper : *jumps up and down in excitement*
Black Adder : Ah if THAT'S the case then, I'm head over heels in love with Satan and all his minions!
Kidnapper : *goes off to get blunt instrument and comes back with it*
Black Adder : Ohhhhh, it's a SCYTHE....


*falls off chair laughing*


Absolute hilarious bollocks!