Who's The Bitch??

...

Honey. I think we need to talk.

Yeah, we damn well do. I know there's someone else.

Oh?

You haven't been blogging in me much, I sense you seeming a tad dettached. What did I ever do to you? You know you could have talked to me about this...baby, we've never kept secrets from each other.

It's not that. I know it's been four years and all. But I think I have to move on. You're holding me back...

Oh, so now I'M the one holding you back?! I've been sitting here for four years, listening to you rant and rant and spill your sad sorry sordid affairs and now you just wanna pack up and leave?!

But baby...this platform works on Java...

So?! What's so great about Java anyway??

Well. To put it simply, I can change the way she looks everyday. Iph, she's a lovely blog. No messy html codes, the templates look so professional, it's so easy to customize everything and make it oh-so personal...it's a lot more intimate that way...Plus...I get my own domain name too.

Are we not intimate enough? *points to banner* I have COCONUT TREES FOR YOUR COCONUT CHRONICLES!

Well maybe I don't wanna be a coconut anymore!!!

*gasps and holds heart*

Yes! I'm Ash and I'm moving onto another decade of my life, entering university, I'm an adult now! I've got no time to mess around with stupid Blogger codes that irritate the living daylights outta me. Yes it's been four years and I've been faithfully committed to you but honestly? Iph lets me breathe...she gives me space.

You monster...

Look. You've got plenty of other people with you. And I'll check up on you often enough. I'll even link to you. You'll be an episode, a website that holds memories of my teenhood and adolescence. Sure, I still act like a kid sometimes but in all technicality, I'm an adult now! I need a change...

*stiffles a sob*

Oh...don't cry...

It's been four years...

I know...but change is good. And who knows, maybe this will do us some good. Some space. I'm sure you're sorta tired from listening to me all the time....

Is she pretty?

She's gorgeous

*bawls*

Ok ok, she's fat!

Really?

Yeah. Chubby.

Hee.

You're way better.

You'll check on me?

Yes, everyday. I promise.

What about posting, are you gonna stop posting in me?

It won't be often baby...but I'll look after you. Don't worry.

You're a jerk, you know that?*stiffles a sob*

Look at it this way, you can take a break. Be my secondary blog for a bit.

So I'm the mistress now and she's the wife?

Maybe.

*lights up* Hmm. That's kinda kinky.

You know it.

Maybe this could work.

Maybe it could.

When do you leave?

After this post.

Can we have sex?

Uh. No. That's just...er, wrong.

Thought I'd ask.

Right.

Alright. Say goodbye to kinky me then! *purrs* Buuuuuuhbyeeeee!

Uh. Ok. Buhbye then.


Yes folks! I'm moving to a different blogging platform, I'm finally turning traitor to Blogger and OH! Here's the URL to the new one.

Ashyville ---> http://ashyville.i.ph

Tada! =D

Yes, no more coconuts, no more coconut chronicles. From now on, it's Ashyville. A more apt name for a place that serves as a medium of expression from all the thoughts in me head aka Ashyville. This blog will always be around, and it's been a good four years but I've found another platform that better suits my needs and I'm moving now, before uni starts.


So to whoever who has linked to me, change your links! I'm there now, I will update THAT one more rather than this one.


Bid adieu to Coconut Chronicles people!


And helloooo Ashyville! =D